his face in the last gif :”(

    (Source: hiphoplaboratory)

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    "i’m not interested in being easy on the eyes
    i want them to flinch, think twice before they reach out their callous hands to bruise.
    i want to be a constant reminder to men that not everything is theirs for the taking."

    fabiola - for girls who aren’t interested in being easy on the eyes (via roserosetyler)

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    "1. Forget the past.
    2. Do stuff.
    3. Talk to strangers.
    4. Stay in touch.
    5. Stop bitching, venting, and complaining. They don’t make you happier.
    6. Go outside. Vitamin D is better than drugs.
    7. Don’t expect it to last forever. Everything ends and that’s okay.
    8. Stop buying useless crap.
    9. Make mistakes. Learn from them.
    10. Spread joy.
    11. Don’t bother with people you hate.
    12. Don’t become someone you hate.
    13. Play the hand you’re dealt.
    14. Choose not to take things personally.
    15. Don’t put it off.
    16. Help is everywhere.
    17. Give without limits and expectations.
    18. Be enthusiastic, dammit. Being above everything makes you an annoying prick.
    19. This too shall pass.
    20. You are already enough.
    21. What would you do if you weren’t scared? Okay, now do it."

    — 21 commandments instead of 12  (via seulray)

    (Source: starlate)

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    Vin.
What the actual fuck is this.

    Vin.

    What the actual fuck is this.

    • 2 months ago
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    A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation

    When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
    When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
    When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
    When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
    When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
    When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
    When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
    When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
    When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
    When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
    When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
    When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
    When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
    Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
    Totally fucking using.
    • 2 months ago
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    "Gay but straight-acting is like black but white-acting"

    (via jaimegandarilla)

    BASICALLY.

    • 3 months ago
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    This dude, whomever and wherever he is, needs to give me a call.

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