The next time Meryl Streep wins an Oscar will be...
I don’t know why you think I’m your friend.
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo high right now
NO FEMS, NO FATS.
Because there’s not much more to gay men than their weight or their performance.
Saw him kiss her again today. Felt nothing - just walked past dismissively.
I don’t get the point of compliments. I know when I look good - I don’t need to be told. Conversely, I also know when I look like shit - I don’t need to be told.
POTENTIAL BABY DADDY #69: DERRICK ROSE
Besides being icily sexy, he’s good with balls too.
I had a plan.
My plan was to bring yoghurt to school for lunch. Because you’re a mooch, you’d come along and ask me to share it with you. I’d then feed it to, intentionally mess some all over your chin and be like, “Let me get that for you.” I’d then lean in with my tongue hanging out of my mouth, lick it all off and then segue into a kiss. We’d be front-page news. ...
“I have a skill for being captivated by the uninterested.” Had my heart broken into a million little pieces yesterday. I always knew that the two of us were never going to happen, but to have you say it so explicitly, so swiftly and with a smile on your face killed me. Thank the lawd that I wasn’t sober enough to cry about it. Looks like I’m gonna have to learn to be...
Unrequited love is such a motherfucker.
Because I'm bored. →
heykaybee3: Are looks important in a relationship? To an extent, yes. It’s nice to have someone who’s nice to look at. But overly pretty boys are a turn-off to me. Pictures of Trey Songz, for example, make me nauseous. Are relationships ever worth it? Yes. Even if they fail, I strongly believe that getting one’s heartbroken and subsequently getting over it is an integral part...