May 2010
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“I will not tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death.”
– Christina Aguilera
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Potential Baby Daddy #64: Scott Ramon Seguro...
The following takes a whole lotta swag to do:
I just hate that he looks so much like a guy I crushed on (in a big way) back at high school.
One would think that I’d be over it after 3 years.
Explain this to me.
thealexandranicole:
This = Cute, original, artistic, flawless, etc
This = Copycat, bitch, desperate, tryhard, flop, etc
HOW DOES THIS WORK?
[…] I just DON’T GET IT. I’m not trying to blast or defend anyone. I just want to find the logic here.
Excerpt #3: Anti-Valentine's Post-Mortem
This poem was written about a friend of mine.
He wears red hot and pure white in contradiction
A smile both inviting and leaving me to wonder what it hides
For now, I believe it masks some ancient truth, a kindness he shows unexpecting
So we drink and we dance on this Anti-Valentine’s
Even in its rebellion we look to pair
In his silences I believe him to say, believe
My ears...
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Potential Baby Daddy #63: Mehcad Brooks
Looks familiar, no? Well, he played the role of Matthew Applewhite on Desperate Housewives for about two years alongside Alfre Woodard.
Not that I actually care about his acting credentials, but he also took on the role of Benedict in the second season of the ever-legendary True Blood.
It’s quite easy to see why he was chosen as one of the new faces of Calvin Klein:
In a...
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“It’s a shame that the LGBTI community is so small yet so divided.”
– @MetaphorPrez on Twitter.
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I hate that penises are the only things I ever see...
Keep it in your pants until you get to the fucking bedroom.
“Malawi is dependent on foreign aid — most of it from Britain and the US — and...”
– Dan Savage (via Joe.My.God.) (via camcron)
“The amount of time someone spends protesting homosexuality is directly...”
– Chelsea Lately
“Fat men with braids look horrific.”
– My incredibly honest and outspoken philosophy lecturer (who just happens to be a Catholic priest).
“Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here.”
– Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester) to Georgina Sparks (Michelle Trachtenberg) in season II of Gossip Girl
“If God had wanted man and woman to be together, he would have given them both...”
– Sean Hayes’ character, Jack McFarland, in Will & Grace
I love talking about myself, so I'm doing the...
LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.
Name: Kabelo Ngwasheng Birth Date: December 16, 1990 Current Location: Victory Park, South Africa Hair Color: Black Righty/Lefty: Righty LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
Your fear: Death. Not amounting to much. Failing Philosophy 211. Your dream of the perfect date: The perfect date isn’t the kind of thing that can be planned. Goals you’d like to achieve: Be famous....
“Let’s be real: if Gaga didn’t walk around wearing scrambled eggs and...”
– @kingsleyyy on Twitter. Follow him or subscribe to his YouTube channel. This guy’s a riot.
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“Drugs? Nah. I’ve got too much to accomplish.”
– Christina Aguilera
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“First of all, crack is cheap. I’ve got too much money to ever smoke...”
– Whitney Houston to Diane Sawyer in a 2002 interview. Talk about hitting a high note.
Confession #3
I’ve got a folder on my computer wherein I save the pics of hot guys that I come across on the web. At last count, it contained 9375 pics with a total size of 779 MB.
How would you feel if you knew that someone was jacking off to your pics before bed?
“And when you read the things that these people have written, you get the...”
– A staff member at my college on philosophers.
Truth.
My philosophy major kinda makes me wanna kill...
Screw school. I'm gonna be rich and famous.
Juvenile and insensible, but true.
“But do you guys think I could get picked up in this?”
– asking my friends what they think of my outfit upon my first visit to a gay club back in March 2008.
Freshmen, please understand that by the time...
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“I fear no man or no thing other than that which gave me life. You are not he,...”
– Charles H.F. Davis III, in response to a pugilistic message posted to him on Formspring. Follow him on Twitter.
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“If haters take the time to hate, then there’s obviously something that...”
– Christina Aguilera
I wish our society wasn't so closed-minded. I wish...
(via ihugparkingmeters)
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