March 2010
29 posts
I COULD CRY, RIGHT NOW. I'M LISTENING TO CHRISTINA...
(via undercoverlovah)
DUDE.
I’ve had this track on loop for the past half-hour.
My philosophy paper can wait.
Potential Baby Daddy #62: Richard Ayoade
This man is just the cutest thing to me.
If Richard is anything like his Maurice Moss character in “The IT Crowd”, we’re gonna be just fine.
“I used to walk down the street like I was a fucking star. I want people to walk...”
– Lady Gaga
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Kak #1
‘Such’ is my favourite word in the English language. My politics and philosphy papers are littered with it.
I hereby declare that I will be turning my life into a cocktail party - one where I eat various cheeses and Google myself.
“They who play it safe are quick to assassinate what they do not understand. ...”
– Erykah Badu
Dialogue #5 :"The Penalty Box" by Deirdre Martin
Katie: Let's talk about the homoerotic undertones in sports.
Paul: Excuse me?
Katie: The homoerotic undertones.
Paul: I'm not sure what you're getting at.
Katie: Oh c'mon. All that butt slapping and hugging.
Paul: What about it?
Katie: You don't think it's a way for you guys to show physical affection for each other in a way that ensures your masculine identity is in no way impugned?
Paul: Are you making this stuff up?
Katie: No. For your information, Paul, studies show that there's an erotic basis underlying the fraternal bond in male groups.
Paul: I've never heard such a load of crap in my life.
Katie: You're threatened by it.
Paul: I'm not threatened about it!
Katie: Then why are you getting so upset?
Paul: I'm not upset! A sports team is a family, Katie. When families are happy about something, they hug each other. End of story.
Katie: So I guess you pat your father's ass when you're happy.
Paul: Oh, Jesus. Fine. We're all a bunch of macho men who are afraid of being called fags, so we only touch each other affectionately when we're celebrating a victory. Is that what you want to hear?
“Engrave on my tombstone: ‘Here lies a happy Black faggot who lived to love...”
– David Frechette
“An openly gay man is every bi-curious man’s worst nightmare and dream come...”
– @gayshitgoeshere on Twitter
“I’m not throwing in the towel, I’m washing it.”
– Kita (via 1nceuponatime)
[Sometimes, giving up doesn’t mean you’re too weak to hold on - it means you’re strong enough to let go]
Dialogue #4
Helen: Where's your corset? And no stockings!
Alice: I'm against them.
Helen: But you're not dressed proper.
Alice: Who's to say what's proper? If people said wearing a codfish on your head was proper, would you do it?
Re: Potential Baby Daddy #60 - Taylor Lautner
“I think it’s a beautiful thing. You fall in love with someone for who they...”
– - Ke$ha
Special Request #4/Potential Baby Daddy #61 -...
I’ve had about as much as I can take of being hit on by stank-ass, fossil-like geriatrics. Therefore, I’ve decided to make the following announcement - if you’re an older man (i.e. aged 40+) and you’re in the corner of the club, checking me out on the dancefloor, licking your lips at me and shit, please make sure you look like this guy if you plan on having ANY kind of shot...
